O facebook!

handbook footbook elbowbook bellybook tittybook dickbook mouthbook

facebook.....
stop looking at me
fb....look....

i HAFTA TRY to look good to the world somehow
fb just....
PLEASE ...DON'T LET ME
fall in love with myself, facebook

O fb ...faeces book...
stop promising me new friends!
fbk.... ARE you my friend???
 & IF you ARE my friend
can i trust you with my secrets?
or ARE MY SECRETS NOW
AN ENDANGERED SPECIES
farcebk?

you monophobe
you octopus brothel
you porcupine barbeque of the vanities
OK so why am i not famous?
fb
and if i am famous
does this mean god loves me facebook?
But if i am not a celebrity
....do i actually exist?
fb
if i AM a celebrity
WHEN ....will I know i am loved .....
...and detestable
...and that i exist?
...so when i die I will be embalmed in your silver fossilbook CLOUD

fussberk  .....are you spying on me fuckbook  

no i am NOT a terrorist
i am an errorist ....foot in mouthbook
ha ha hah
don't you realise I am
smarter than you wafflebook
eh falafel book
i m gonna make a load of money
outa you
& then i m gonna be
a thorn in the hedge fund of your  temporal fecundity

O fartbook...

hey! come on.....
your psycho thinktank  ponsi scheme already rules the world by
whispers scandal espionage n porn thank you filth book
meanwhile......
ANYWAY
who has time
to worry 'bout any other face
but their own??

Ohhh my fatebook,
for all we know we are totally alone
in your screen of dreams
in your barefaced cloud
do we speak out loud
to an empty crowd?

O spacebook...
enormous empty place-book,
you casino circus wheel
of cruel fantasies...
fb
mirror mirror on the wall
is this me i see
or you...
or nothing at all

who is this me i see?
it flickers hesitantly
and dies
am i this empty facebook sky?

one worrying fact remains.... 
i am embedded now
in the great infatuation
my data fed into a frozen population

SCUSE ME SIR...

this way to the courts:

please look straight into the camera
remove your glasses
and do not smile

you are under arrest
for illegal thoughts