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THE SORRY
POEM
(for pity’s sake)
I’m Sorry…
Whatever I
did,
I’m REALLY sorry.
And…
I’ll NEVER
do it again!
I’m sorry
because I’m me
I’m sorry
because I’m here
I’m sorry
because you’re here/ you’re there
I’m sorry
I’m old…
I’m sorry
I’m jung
I’m sorry
I’m not a freud
I’m REALLY
sorry i LOVE sex.
I’m really
sorry I’m not a terrorist! (tourist)
I’m really
sorry that once you’re over sixty
&
single….
you
automatically become a dirty old
man.
An old punk
gropin for the jam,
Punch drunk
with
spunk
stained bank cards &
the worst
mortal morals of any man.
A sleezy
gawping on exceptional stalks,
A pork
stick pretending to think
AND
a probable
paedo-astro-philo-soph-is-tick-ate
mate
…..but
I DON’T
THINK SO!
Me? Were I
one pixilating photo-synthesis of disgusting lust then
i be less
than a crapulating
craw-toad gangelion slobbering on a white crow!
A stalleon
smello spasm…..
sorry
Anyway
I’m SO
sorry you think
That I’M
dirty
I’m SO
sorry you think that
I myself
personally am
a dirty old
man!
The thought actually never occurred
to ME
that I was old
but it must have come from somewhere
hey (?).
The thought never occurred to me
that I was DIRTY,
to whit
i am SO sorry
YOU just blew a silent yet deadly
fart
& are STILL looking at
ME
accusingly.
I fart in your general direction
then…..
(turns
back, bends over & farts at audience)
I’m SO sorry I am seventy and have a
raging hardon for your wife
I am SO sorry that after three score
& ten years I still like to score three times in a ten hour day & so
wot anyway.
I am SO sorry I love lying naked on public beaches or….if under
duress…
looking luscious in a g-string polka dot bikini bottom.
I’m SO sorry you can’t GET OFF ON my
wrinkles, sags, barnacles & crinkles & don’t even notice my twinkle.
HEY! Examine a whale!
Handsome brutes!!
Winsome cutes!!
DREAM WAITER!
bring me my bill for the barnacles!
I am SO sorry Holy Holy Hollywood is
too scared to make movies with
sextegenarian sex scenes &
why don’t hollywood actors
ever have visible hard-ons eh?
PONKLE!!
I am so sorry I NEVER say no to a 25
Y.O. gal who offers a night in black satin silk sheets while shouting poetry by
Karl Marx & listening to Shostakovitch & Sage Francis simultaneously…
both at full volume.
Numerologically peaking….
To whit:
I am SO sorry my girlfriend is 45
years younger than me &
I’m so sorry you find this shocking
my god where have you been all your life?
Forget prozac!
Forget the Christian Brothers!
Take a cold shower!
Rescue Remedy!
Triple vodka!
Russian roulette?
I am SO sorry
I am NOT sitting in a corner
dozing off
while dribbling fatuous truisms
about
my beautiful grandkids while peeing gently in my POPPY nappy……YET!
I’m SO sorry I got to 70,
STILL HAVENT GROWN UP
& don’t believe I am
as wise as my 14 yo son
YET
I’m SO sorry I don’t fit into a nice
comfy social identikit box
so you can
talk-down to me,
patronise me,
and pack me away like a
poor old bewildered
past participle parsnip
on tranquilizers
muttering feebly about
the good old days
I am SO sorry that at my age
I REALLY ENJOY appearing
ON STAGE in a 1920s flapper style
transparent red sequin dancing
dress!
I’m SO sorry you think I am a PERVERT
because I cant resist TITTY-ELATING WORDS
Or because I get stoned on
literate alien alliteration!
to whit:
Polly’s
paranormal pussy pickled Peter’s perilously peppered proboscis in a purple
pesticide paprika prophylactic paella, while presenting presumed preternatural
pudendum as a psychotically prudish preventative prune purgatory.
FUCKIN WO’EVER!
Sorry,
Look, I’m REALLY SORRY
And I KNOW I am seventy but
I have a preposterous protuberance
for your hussyband’s poppydong,
darling!
FEAR NOT
CUMRADES I’M HIP POCKET!
Oh LAWD I am SO sorry for the
victimized
legions of born again
ZOMBIE
BURGER GOBBLERS!
Queuing up
at Hungry JERK! (off)
So sorry for those who still believe
that Mister Howard was NOT a White
Christian Racist Supremacist!
&
I’m So SORRY
Those who fear retribution for their SINS!
For e.g:
Those bogan yogi drones on
whore-moans, thumbing through plastic surgery promotions,
ogling sex in the city style cellulose-free celebrities & feeding like rubrik ravens pon
their mirrorball marketing morals & secret self loathing
I’m sorry I’m not a disaster addict
watching fear & loathing on ch 7,
ch 9, ch 10 watching fux news manic depressive
market analysts slowly auto-deconstructing….
I’m so sorry IF
you never said sorry.
So sorry IF
You couldn’t say thanks.
So sorry IF we are not up to the
challenge of optimism. (yet)
Sorry IF we don’t possess the
audacity to have HOPE for our children! (yet)
I am
sorry we are SO scared
of everything we don’t understand.
Sorry IF we’re scared of the DARK!
I’m sorry you decided to be stupid
When you’re actually secretly smart.
In truth…..
for all we worried citizens
righteous uptight citizens
for all we silly citizens
and all of virtue’s denizens
for all we sorry citizens
For whom the ticking clock
Sings the blues…..
I’m So sorry…So sorry…
Soooo sorry……
for
yoooooo!
(& me too)
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