(for pityís sake)
Iím REALLY sorry.
do it again!
because Iím me
because Iím here
because youíre here/ youíre there
Iím not a freud
sorry i LOVE sex.
sorry Iím not a terrorist! (tourist)
sorry that once youíre over sixty
automatically become a dirty old
An old punk
gropin for the jam,
stained bank cards &
mortal morals of any man.
gawping on exceptional stalks,
stick pretending to think
Me? Were I
one pixilating photo-synthesis of disgusting lust then
i be less
than a crapulating
craw-toad gangelion slobbering on a white crow!
sorry you think
sorry you think that
a dirty old
The thought actually never occurred
that I was old
but it must have come from somewhere
The thought never occurred to me
that I was DIRTY,
i am SO sorry
YOU just blew a silent yet deadly
& are STILL looking at
I fart in your general direction
back, bends over & farts at audience)
Iím SO sorry I am seventy and have a
raging hardon for your wife
I am SO sorry that after three score
& ten years I still like to score three times in a ten hour day & so
I am SO sorry I love lying naked on public beaches orÖ.if under
looking luscious in a g-string polka dot bikini bottom.
Iím SO sorry you canít GET OFF ON my
wrinkles, sags, barnacles & crinkles & donít even notice my twinkle.
HEY! Examine a whale!
bring me my bill for the barnacles!
I am SO sorry Holy Holy Hollywood is
too scared to make movies with
sextegenarian sex scenes &
why donít hollywood actors
ever have visible hard-ons eh?
I am so sorry I NEVER say no to a 25
Y.O. gal who offers a night in black satin silk sheets while shouting poetry by
Karl Marx & listening to Shostakovitch & Sage Francis simultaneouslyÖ
both at full volume.
I am SO sorry my girlfriend is 45
years younger than me &
Iím so sorry you find this shocking
my god where have you been all your life?
Forget the Christian Brothers!
Take a cold shower!
I am SO sorry
I am NOT sitting in a corner
while dribbling fatuous truisms
my beautiful grandkids while peeing gently in my POPPY nappyÖÖYET!
Iím SO sorry I got to 70,
STILL HAVENT GROWN UP
& donít believe I am
as wise as my 14 yo son
Iím SO sorry I donít fit into a nice
comfy social identikit box
so you can
talk-down to me,
and pack me away like a
poor old bewildered
past participle parsnip
muttering feebly about
the good old days
I am SO sorry that at my age
I REALLY ENJOY appearing
ON STAGE in a 1920s flapper style
transparent red sequin dancing
Iím SO sorry you think I am a PERVERT
because I cant resist TITTY-ELATING WORDS
Or because I get stoned on
literate alien alliteration!
paranormal pussy pickled Peterís perilously peppered proboscis in a purple
pesticide paprika prophylactic paella, while presenting presumed preternatural
pudendum as a psychotically prudish preventative prune purgatory.
Look, Iím REALLY SORRY
And I KNOW I am seventy but
I have a preposterous protuberance
for your hussybandís poppydong,
CUMRADES IíM HIP POCKET!
Oh LAWD I am SO sorry for the
legions of born again
at Hungry JERK! (off)
So sorry for those who still believe
that Mister Howard was NOT a White
Christian Racist Supremacist!
Iím So SORRY
Those who fear retribution for their SINS!
Those bogan yogi drones on
whore-moans, thumbing through plastic surgery promotions,
ogling sex in the city style cellulose-free celebrities & feeding like rubrik ravens pon
their mirrorball marketing morals & secret self loathing
Iím sorry Iím not a disaster addict
watching fear & loathing on ch 7,
ch 9, ch 10 watching fux news manic depressive
market analysts slowly auto-deconstructingÖ.
Iím so sorry IF
you never said sorry.
So sorry IF
You couldnít say thanks.
So sorry IF we are not up to the
challenge of optimism. (yet)
Sorry IF we donít possess the
audacity to have HOPE for our children! (yet)
sorry we are SO scared
of everything we donít understand.
Sorry IF weíre scared of the DARK!
Iím sorry you decided to be stupid
When youíre actually secretly smart.
for all we worried citizens
righteous uptight citizens
for all we silly citizens
and all of virtueís denizens
for all we sorry citizens
For whom the ticking clock
Sings the bluesÖ..
Iím So sorryÖSo sorryÖ
(& me too)